And now, Fruits de Mer's answer to the digital revolution - a scarf
Guaranteed to fit anyone with a neck; a psychedelic, technicolour explosion, as seen on a black & white TV
Only 10 UK pounds including postage and packing
...with the message, "Vinyl - it's not life and death, it's more important than that" on the reverse (with apologies to the late, great Bill Shankly)
...only 200 pressed...erm...knitted...and we've given them their own FdM catalogue number - Perch 2 (oh, how we laughed)